31.5.05

Lunix 

I think I'll start collecting Linux distributions. And never use any one of them...

30.5.05

Owls 

When you hear them at night, in the middle of a city, it's cute. A bit of genuine wildlife outside your window. And they eat mice, too. But when they screech all day long, night and day... Makes one's mind slip into quite... unusual... patterns of thought.

29.5.05

Name the Song 

Which way is the right path
As I stand upon
This chaotic crossroad of hate...

28.5.05

Ways of the Weave 

How do carpet-makers come up with patterns for carpets?

27.5.05

Stuff. Old Stuff. 

If I lived in the US, I'd be organising a garage sale. Unfortunately, I do not. I don't even have a garage.

26.5.05

Light 

I need more candles.

25.5.05

Fetch! 

I need a larger, more trainable pet. An elephant, preferably.

24.5.05

The Unhappy End of a Saga 

Finally. Finally, finally. It's over. The last one has been released, I've seen it, and now I'm done with it. Good riddance.

It's about the last Star Wars film, of course. Which is about as bad as the previous one. Hayden Christensen, a bad actor to begin with, is even worse as a developing villain (about as menacing as a Labrador pup, a friend said) than he was as a troubled hero; it's really hard to imagine his squeaky voice turning into James Earl Jones' powerful bass, mask or no mask, although one has to give him credit for trying. Ewan McGregor manages to do a good impression of the original Obi-Wan Kenobi's stately elegance, but Yoda is again the most interesting character (he and his little light sabre do some bouncing off the walls again, although this time, he's not the only one doing it). And just whose stupid idea was to make Samuel L. Jackson a Jedi? He'd do much better as one of the bad guys.

And let's face it, epic (really epic) light-swordfighting and dazzling special effects simply can't compensate for a thin and fragmented story, even though they are (along with Natalie Portman's lovely face) bound to impress your average teenage geek. I singularly was not.

23.5.05

Food 

I think I know why our ancestors started eating animals... They're easier to clean.

22.5.05

Name the Song 

Un'era di sangue, di oscure memorie
rinasce in Hargor per nuovo mal...
Eletti in Elgard, guardiani del fato
or sono e saranno i veri eroi...

21.5.05

Cookie Mistake 

I also bought the wrong kind of cookies...

Saturday Nights 

I really do tend to find all kinds of strange reasons to go out on Saturday nights. And all of them wrong.

19.5.05

Power to the People! 

I have a butt, and I shall sit on it!

18.5.05

Diapers 

Disposable diapers are pure evil. Anyone who thinks otherwise should take a look at the piles of those non-bio-degradable monstrosities one can find at any respectable illegal garbage dump which are so popular in this country. (I could've written about another kind of evil here, but I decided not to - most people are aware of that one anyway.) I dread even to think of the piles of Pampers & Co. at (what passes for) legal dumps.

17.5.05

SETI@Home 

A half a thousand units completed. Still no aliens. I wonder how many levels I could've made in Progress Quest in the time I spent looking for EM noise that's not noise...

Badger 

Indeed.

16.5.05

Puree 

I think I'll have to learn to peel potatoes. Eating rubber just isn't my thing.

15.5.05

Bubbles in My Chocolate 

Yeah. Why in the world did they need to 'aerate' chocolate??

Anyway. Local elections today. I cast the most uninspired, and the most unusual vote ever. Even though the results will influence me directly... But I simply didn't have inspiration.

Ahh, lavender... So nice.

14.5.05

As the Twilight Falls... 

If I don't turn on the lights, will the bird go to sleep?

13.5.05

Weekend 

Finally. At last. Not a moment too soon, and maybe a bit late.

Oh, yeah, screw ZABA, too.

12.5.05

Break! Break It! 

Terminator 3. Almost two hours of things constantly getting broken. It ends by everything being broken. One really has to admire the single-mindedness of the uninspired script writers...

11.5.05

Paper Bag -> Head 

In The Ruins : Volume 6 of Crown of Stars by Kate Elliot (Hardcover), Not yet published. Says Amazon.com. Shit. I was kind of hoping that was it... Now I'll have to first wait for, then read another one...

Speaking of Amazon, there seems to be another Sword of Truth book, and the publication date of Martin's Feast for Crows has been changed again. And there's also something called 'The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition)'. Platinum Series Special Extended Edition? WTF.

Neither Crowned, nor Stellar 

I've been thinking, and shotgunning mindless zombies leaves a reasonable amount of processing power for that... What to say about Kate Elliot's five-book series 'Crown of Stars'?

One word: mediocre. Sure, it's (quasi)historically realistic. It has well-developed characters. It won't bore you to death like Tad Williams' 'Memory, Sorrow, Thorn'. It won't make your eyes bleed by being unspeakably bad like Salvatore's or Dragonlance books. It won't do what Robert Jordan's I'll-write-12-books-or-bore-my-readers-to-death-trying (there'll be at least 13 books, and he will manage both, it seems) Wheel of Time does to people. But...

It's emotionally flat (so flat I have to re-read G.G. Kay's Fionavar Tapestry now). I found the plot somewhat predictable. It branches too much. Time-scale of the events varies too much - sometimes the events of a day or two are given the whole chapters, sometimes weeks (even months) pass in a paragraph or two. And, most importantly, it has no proper ending. This is the most disappointing feature, although you can see it coming before you're done with the first half of the fourth book. Out of sixteen (more or less) plot branches, only one gets a proper closure. The rest of them are left hanging, mentioned in passing, or forgotten completely. I would've forgiven everything if it weren't for this serious case of bad planning.

To conclude. Read if you have nothing better to do. Or want to write an ending yourself. If you do, be sure you get it published. Others will thank you for it.

10.5.05

FPS, Part 2 

Being done with Halo, I think I'll write that 'review' tomorrow...

9.5.05

FPS 

I thought I'd write a 'review' of Kate Elliot's Crown of Stars series, but I think I'll go play Halo instead.

7.5.05

Wine, Sweet Wine... 

A Merlot I like. Amazing.

6.5.05

Again 

I can feel it returning. Shall I embrace it, like an old friend I've missed so desperately? Or shall I turn my back on it like it deserves...

A hard choice. One I have to make regardless.

5.5.05

Sacrilege 

I could not believe it when I read this. But since I have a fast(er) connection now, I went and downloaded the flic. Now I'm completely and utterly shocked.

4.5.05

The Virtues of Poultry 

Why do Americans consider the chicken to be a cowardly animal?

3.5.05

Shuffle It 

Let me begin by saying that, if I were buying it, I'd never buy an iPod, the Shuffle variety especially. I got mine for 'free'. Having said that, let me begin this 'review'.

iPod Shuffle manages to look both cheap and elegant at the same time. It doesn't have a screen, so you can't check what's playing. You can load it only using the iTunes software, which will happily take over your computer (well, only file associations, but it doesn't stop to consider the possibility that you might actually not want to use it as your default music player) if you let it. And the hang-it-around-your-neck-cord-thingie (lanyard) attaches to it in a rather easily detachable way (it clicks onto the USB connector), so you might not want to use it if you plan on moving vigorously. And it charges it's lithium-ion battery through a USB port, so you either have to have a powered computer nearby after 12 hours of music-listening, or buy one of the hideously expensive accessories which will allow you to charge it from other sources.

Onto the good things... It's small and light, the sound quality is good, iTunes isn't as evil as I feared and lets you fill the thing with randomly chosen songs from your library if you don't feel like choosing them yourself, it has a Li-ion battery which charges from a USB port (yup, double-edged, this one), and it'll get me through my trip to (and from) Manchester this June. I'll just have to create a playlist of my favourite songs from which iTunes will fill it - I don't feel like being totally randomly shuffled all the time.

It can't read my mind. It can't read my moods. I'll load it up and put it on, but it won't take me anywhere. No matter what the Apple marketing people say.

2.5.05

Igor 

My shoulder is enough.

1.5.05

A Year 

Happy birthday, blog!

Reboot 

Can Toy run for 48+ hours? Now I know.