31.7.04
Mosquitoes
... Turned ???
Tragically l337, it says. If the very mention of any sort of l337-sp33k freaks you out, as is the case with me, run for the hills now. People who use non-words really should be hanged by their necks until they're dead, burned, and their ashes scattered. There is none of it on the site, but the entire thing seems intended for the people (should I say, brainless kids?) who use it regularly. The list of the coming birthdays on the forum confirmed that.
The guy draws well. No doubt about that. Nothing spectacular, nothing new, but nice. But the comic... It is so non-funny, non-witty, non-nothing, that I find it hard to believe. It's even worse than Garfield is most of the time. And that is really something. At least, Garfield has a bright moment or two every once in a while... Have I mentioned brains and cell phone radiation already? Well it seems it needs to be mentioned again.
...
Alas, I went to check the one from a week ago. My dear carrot... Is it the fact that my brain isn't being destroyed by cell phone radiation since I was 10?
The Best Wishes!
30.7.04
Smells Like the Universal Song for Dead Blondes
(There is no wind, BTW...)
Happy birthday to you, too, Arnold!
29.7.04
Text Games, the Last Part
Text Games, Part 2
The Morning After...
28.7.04
...And Bad Haircuts.
Text Games
And greetings to the Latvian person who's been visiting!
27.7.04
The Tuesday Sermon
Does anyone else see holes in this piece of reasoning, or is it just me?
26.7.04
Name the Song
No fear of dying or a thought of surrender...
Epic Fantasy
25.7.04
Damn...
24.7.04
But not again...
So...
23.7.04
Names
22.7.04
Locksmiths
Search Engines...
21.7.04
Toys and Violence
Name the Song
Of people long ago...
Of people long ago...
And people who will see a world
that I shall never know...
20.7.04
Freaky...
19.7.04
Eating Insects, Part 2
I so wish I had frog's tongue...
Eating Insects
Now, every time I try to eat an insect, I think of that awful taste, and decide not to. I hope it passes soon, because I've been killing some really nice mosquitoes lately...
18.7.04
One-Zero-One
How?
Why?
17.7.04
A Change of Plants
16.7.04
Past Times
There are three periods and places I wish to have lived in:
1. 5th century BC, Greece. The golden age of the Greek polis, and time when bullshit artistry was appreciated. They knew nothing, and had an opinion on everything. So, providing my family was wealthy enough, I would've been a philosopher. Or some sort of oracle/prophet type, since I like dreaming in heavy fumes and can lie with a straight face.
2. ~9th century, Scandinavia. Although I'm not really into physical stuff, I'm a big and healthy lad, and I think I could easily develop a taste for splitting people in half with my very large sword. So I think I could've gotten used to being a barbarian-style warrior. Or a blacksmith, if I wanted a more learned occupation. By now, providing I managed to survive, I would've been a venerable elder with many grandchildren and few teeth.
3. Renaissance, Europe (anywhere, really). Another period when a man could make a name by knowing a little bit about everything and not much about anything. Again, some starting wealth would've been necessary. The down side is, the Church would probably recommend I be treated gently and with no spilling of blood at some point.
15.7.04
Forgotten Dreams
Nu Metal...
14.7.04
Where Did They Go?
13.7.04
Meh.
11.7.04
Simon says: Hijack a plane!
P.S. I think this thingie with the plants is getting a bit ridiculous. I'll have to change it...
A Non-Historical Dream
I'm a spellsword, young and inexperienced. I'm with a group refugees. There's an old mage and a group of warriors among us, but most of us are simple villagers. We're running from a wizard through the woody hills of Central Croatia. We move through the forests and the days pass uneventfully. One day, we come out of the woods and into a valley. There's a temple with a large dome in the valley. We enter the temple; it's deserted. We assemble in the great chamber under the dome. Our mage tries to cast a spell which would bring us to safety. I try to help him, but we fail; something is blocking us. Unsuccessful, we leave the temple and continue on foot. As we start climbing a hill, a column of mounted soldiers appears on the ridge above us. There aren't many soldiers, but there are several large groups of serfs with them. It seems to me that the serfs are being lead somewhere against their will. We watch the column pass, hoping we won't be noticed. From the banners I can see that the soldiers are from the town of Karlovac. The column is almost past, but then the leader of the last group of soldiers notices us. He points towards us, and they charge down the hill. I draw my blade; it's a 1796 light cavalry sabre, a wicked weapon the British used in the Napoleonic wars. I hold the blade in my right hand and the scabbard in my left. I'm scared. A horseman charges at me, a dagger in his hand. He throws the dagger at me, but I deflect it with a spell, and he rides past me, towards our other warriors. Another horseman charges, throwing his dagger at me, but I catch it with my scabbard. The third horseman throws his dagger, but I manage to deflect it with the sabre. The fourth rider has a bow, and looses an arrow at me. I try to deflect it, too, but I fail, and the arrow grazes my shoulder. It is just a scratch, but now I'm really frightened. As the fourth rider passes me, I swing my sabre and wound him terribly. He gallops off, dying. I've never killed a man before this, and I feel sick. Then the fifth rider attacks me. He's an old nobleman in splendid clothes, and there's a young blonde lady riding in the saddle behind him, holding him around his waist. He approaches, and tries to stab me with a long hook, which, for some reason, reminds me of the Chinese halberd, although it looks nothing like one. I catch his arm, and start chopping at it with my sabre. He shouts at me, offering me a reward if I let go of his arm, but I keep chopping. His arm is almost cut off, and he panics, and starts offering me a reward if I don't cut it off completely. But I don't trust him, and I cut off his arm. He screams, and I take the hook from his chopped off hand, and kill him with it. His lady just looks at me, shrugs, tips him off the horse, and rides off into the valley. As the remaining horseman fight our warriors, I look around. The rest of the column is gone from sight, and we're winning - soon we'll be safe. Then the ridiculousness of the situation strikes me. The soldiers attacking us have nothing to do with the wizard we're running from. My sabre is a weapon of a horseman, not a footman, and is completely out of time. Karlovac, the town our attackers came from, won't be founded for another 400 years or so. Why did the riders who attacked me use daggers, and not lances? Why did it take me so long to chop off the old nobleman's arm (the 1796 sabre can do in in one blow), and why did he offer me a reward not to cut it completely, once I was almost done? And what was his young lady doing there in the first place?
The dream ends...
10.7.04
9.7.04
8.7.04
Invasion
She even brought her husband with her:
It would seem that her plan was to feed (on me), mate (with the husband), and then lay approximately 200 eggs into my swamp aquarium.
As it can be seen, their plan failed. They were both intercepted, terminated, and eaten (pictures available on request).
CAPS!
7.7.04
Counterproductive Advertising?
6.7.04
The Truth of Dreams
Dreams. Dreams bring insight. Dreams tell us of our past. Of our present. Of our desires and fears. Dreams tell us of our future.
I dream. I'm in Zagreb. It doesn't look like the Zagreb I know, but I'm certain it is Zagreb. I am sure of where I am. I am in a wheelchair. I have forever been in a wheelchair. But I can walk. All I need to do is get up. I know I can walk, but I don't get up. I don't mind being in a wheelchair. Everyone knows I don't need it, I can see that knowledge in the eyes of the invalids I pass in the streets. I also know most of them don't need their wheelchairs, just like me. I cross some railway tracks. There are trains coming from both sides, but I can cross quickly, even though the road is paved with granite cubes (some of which are missing) and bumpy. I start towards the nearby station. It is a small station, with a single platform (where did all the tracks I crossed go?), completely out of place in a big city like Zagreb, but I don't find it unusual. There's mud on my way. It is yellow and sticky, and there is no way around it. I have to go through it to get to the station. The mud sticks to the wheels of my chair. It splatters my face and my clothes. I desperately want to get to the station with clean clothes and face, but I don't know how. I'm frustrated. I'm getting stuck in the mud.
The dream ends. I don't know if I've managed to reach the station. That knowledge lies outside the dream. But with the benefit of hindsight, I can see the solution: all I had to do was get up on my own two feet. I knew I could walk. I remember seeing patches of firm ground I could've used to get across. But the thought of leaving the wheelchair and walking never occurred to me.
They say, life is only a dream from which we must awake.
5.7.04
There is blood in my pen...
1/4 Pelikan Black
3/4 Pelikan Red
Rather simple, but effective.
From this, you can make bloody vomit coloured ink by turning this into:
1/6 Pelikan Black
3/6 Pelikan Red
2/6 Pelikan Blue-black
Adding more blue-black will produce pure vomit coloured ink.
4.7.04
Bonsai Kitten
Fortunately, if you wish to visit this wonderful site, there are mirrors you can go to...
Why?
SETI@home
3.7.04
And the Truth is...
Or maybe the Truth will set you free?
2.7.04
I shall not comment on...
1.7.04
Size Matters
A few years back, I read, and I think it was in the National Geographic's millenium series article on population, that the ideal number of humans on this planet would be around two billion. Tops. But how do you explain that to a low-R species which has discovered what it's like when all the children survive?




