8.9.09
What Will Apple Not Announce Tomorrow
Here are some possibilities:
- The end of the world,
- Mandatory tattoos for all the fanboys,
- Jihad on Microsoft and/or Google,
- Steve Jobs's beatification (but just because he's not dead yet),
- A cessation of stupid people endlessly retweeting the same things over and over again in order to make themselves seem more important (because a. this has nothing to do with Apple and b. the 1. is likely to come first).
