The Director Was on Holiday 

Poor, little, forgotten blog... (Carrot, I hate that word.) This 50-day break was the longest in your 5+ years of existance. But, well, Director's met Facebook and Twitter, and they're much more convenient for posting these one-liners that are all his brain seems to be capable of these days. And I suppose the pointlessness of the exercise has finally caught up with him after 1600ish posts.

Director should stop talking to his blog now, shouldn't he? He should stop talking like Julius Caesar, too.

He's also likely to remain on holiday. But let's wait and see.