FF. Or, Fuck Football. 

As if I needed another reason... But another one for me to hate football in this country was added to the list today. Today, the national team came to play against the local (third or some such league) team. The police blocked the traffic in a half of the fucking town, as if anyone would try to commit an acto of terrorism against the Croatian national football team!

Oh, wait, I would. If I could get away with it, I would... MAKE THEM PAY THEIR TAXES!!! But of course, we can't have things like that happen to our precious footballers. Having them wait for a green light? Carrot forbid!

For fuck's sake...