11.3.05
The Darwin Award
Darwin Awards "salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally kill themselves in really stupid ways."
One of this year's nominees, my personal favourite, died of suffocation by his own gas emissions while sleeping in an almost airtight room. Even three of his rescuers got sick. Since I'm pursuing a war against vegans right now, I'll note, with premeditated malice, that the guy's diet reportedly consisted mostly of beans and cabbage...
One of this year's nominees, my personal favourite, died of suffocation by his own gas emissions while sleeping in an almost airtight room. Even three of his rescuers got sick. Since I'm pursuing a war against vegans right now, I'll note, with premeditated malice, that the guy's diet reportedly consisted mostly of beans and cabbage...
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Viva Las Vegans!
