Spiderman, Spiderman 

I went to the cinema to see a tear-jerking film, because I really felt like getting emotional. And I counted on some neat special effects. Well, I got the special effects, which were the same as in the first one. Which isn't necessarily a bad thing, though... They made me realise the entire concept of Spiderman wouldn't work in a small town - no tall buildings. Anyway... I really was hoping to come out of the cinema on the verge of tears, but instead, I almost didn't come out. I almost fell asleep. My dearest carrot, what a boring flic that was... The first half hour was OK. But then... The what-to-do, what-to-do agonising... The would-be inspirational speeches... But, Americans loved it, so there'll certainly be a third. They sure poked people in the eyes hinting it.

And stopping a small sun of a fusion reaction(!) by dumping it into a river? I mean, really.