The Decay of Civilizations 

The other day, I came upon a profession called 'educational therapist'. Bewildered, I asked some more knowing people what in the name of the carrot would an educational therapist be. And I was told that it is a 'moron who majored in psychology and is trying to figure out how to make money with a useless degree' by 'thinking he knows better than kids' (apply a she where applicable). In another words, a children psychiatrist.

You know what I think? A civilization which has shrinks for kids deserves to be destroyed by a barbarian invasion.